A fork of Rural Dictionary
Putting the thumb in the pussy and pinky in the anus. Refers to Senator Jon Tester who lost 3 fingers in a meat grinder.
I Jon Tester'd your mom last night.
A CEO or company employee that goes abroad to check on company assets. The factory that made your phone had suicide nets. We like to call them brake time mega trampolines.
I just got a e-mail from the net tester we sent to check up on our assets in China.
Person 1 - What do you do for a living? Person 2 - I'm a beta tester.
A beta tester is basically a pedophile who is seeking to test products (children) before their released to the market.
Did you here about lester he got caught with little timmy what a fucking beta tester.
A talentless pretty boy who got famous because brainless teenage girls like his face. Star of the Sundance film Jawline and the reason why social media continues it's downward spiral and lack of faith in humanity is stronger than ever
Girl: OMG, have you seen Austyn Tester's latest broadcast? Me. No. I have a life and have better things to do than obsess over some teenage hack
Pressing two thumbs simultaneously into a girl's ass like your pushing in the knot of a cantelope to test its freshness.
I thought I was totally in there, but things went south fast after I tried to give her the cantelope tester.
Someone who trys to get early access or beta privileges to young children and there various parts.
"Hey man you should become a beta tester I heard they get early access to that underage coochie." Yeah man I already signed up to become one.