Country Dictionary

waking up to a bunch of wildflowers and a note from your boyfriend saying that i farted repeatedly last night and kept calling his name. 🖤

"thank you for the beautiful flowers, Phil."

shit song by dido - eminem seemed to like it though

and iiiiiiii want to thaaaaaaank you...

To beat off into your own mouth.

I just thanked you. It tasted good

What to say when y’are in a pickle with some one (from those one commercials..)

Girl-"Why are you so mean some times?!?" Guy-"Umm..Thank you?" Girl-"Wow, Greg...You've never said that to me before!!!"*big elated smile here*

that thing you say when somebody offers up their ho.

Yo guy, you want a swing on my bitch? Response: Thank you.

this great saying first came from will ferrel acting as alex trebek on celebrity jeopardy. It means shut up that is stupid. It is also used to things that you don't want to hear anymore.

Jamie: I really love listening to that Hillary Duff song. Tyler: Thank you, Thank you

An epic declaration of gratitude and lifelong friendship by Albanian music legend Armend Miftari-Mendi, and a keystone moment in the history of balkanposting. Strive to be the person Kosovo thinks America is.

"Thank you USA You are my best friend You are the peace keeper You are the lejend!!"