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Plural slang of money..

"gimmi some moneys" "could you spot me some moneys" "gimmi all yo moneys"

A wonderful material that equates power and high social status, forged from denim

Hey, i think i will use my money to get a higher social class and some food.

Something that nobody seems to have.

Joe: Hello Bill, do you have any money? Bill: No, what's that? Joe: I don't know. I was trying to find out from you!

the reason paris hilton is famous

paris hilton has too much goddamn money

A tool used to get what you want, when you want it

Ex. Celebrities Celebrity: I told you I wanted my frappuccino with whipped cream; I don't pay you to sit around and do nothing. Assistant: I'm sorry, I'll get the right one, and I just want it to be known that you don't pay me at all. Celebrity: Did I ask for a moral, NO, so get me my FRAPPUCHINO

America's God.

I like Jesus, but only when I get money for liking him.

the stuff you put in a thong at the club

Do you have any money the stripper is getting mad.