A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a dude blows his load into a chicks braces.
Frankford Lewis III, "Man I totally gave your mom the worst Muskokan cheese grater this morning." Samuel L Jackson, "I wondered why she didn't want breakfast."
When a man takes a firm shit and uses a cheese grater to grind it over a woman's face. The man may then proceed to ejaculate on top as icing on the cake.
Man 1: Dude I totally pulled the chocolate cheese grater on my girl last night! Man 2: No way dude! Did she like it? Man 3: Ya except she still has chunks of my shit in her hair.
A modification of the Hoover sex position, where you push your lover down a loading ramp, grating her face. Thus it is called: the cheese grater.
At work we finished loading the truck, so I showed Tara the cheese grater.
when a person gives someone a blowjob using their teeth.
Guy 1: How was last night? Guy 2: not good bro, i was given the cheese grater experience. It hurt like hell.
A device used to remove pubic hair.
Jake: "Horde have our flag, damnit... I'm gonna get it back. Wanna help?" David: "WHAT?! You're gonna SHAVE your BALLS with a CHEESE GRATER?! LOL!"
When a guy is getting head and is about to cum, the girl then proceeds to bite a shred of foreskin from the shaft then shakes like a dog.
Dude my girlfriend gave me a Bolivian cheese grater and my foreskin won't grow back.