A fork of Rural Dictionary
The classic image of a great friend. Funny and nice and cool and just all around around awesome. Has great tastes in television shows, makes a mean dinner, and is deathly afraid of his pet rabbit. Also known by Eddie and Ed, among other things.
"He's just like Edward. And not the sparkle troll."
To make ones hair messy. So named after Rob Pattinson's character in Twilight (Edward Cullen)
I am going to edwardize my hair.
John's hair is edwardized today
Loving, most kindhearted man you've ever met. Best guy a girl could ever wish for. Don't let an Edward go because you won't find another like him. Not to mention his attractiveness and sense of humor always keeps a smile on your face.
You don't know what love is until you've met Edward.
A very compassionate guy, Edward's can be very shy, sympathetic, and overall nice human beings. Though they are very trustworthy, Edward's may be so brutally honest to the point it may seem like they don't care. But they do. They are very smart and lovable, so DO NOT ever lose yourself an Edward!!
"Have you heard of Edward? He's the most loyal person around!"
A complete total bossman. These are world's greatest people. They are handsome, modest, strive for perfection and are the geniuses in our world today. They also have huge penises (usually 15 inches+). Eds make perfect friends and are simply the best.
"You are amazing. you must be called Edward!"
"Of course I am, just look at me!"
A general descriptor for one endowed with a gigantic cock of elephant proportions
<honey> I love sucking Edward's elephant cock