A fork of Rural Dictionary
Dennis Schroeder, when declined an $84M extension with the Lakers, to later only sign a $5M deal with the Celtics
“Wow! I can’t believe Dennis fumbled the bag so hard by declining his extension”
Accidentally sticking your fist up your arse while searching for your favourite sponge in an overly bubbled bath.
I had to throw my bath into the street after my first sponge fumbling.
there is no doubt that leon fumbled the bag with alyssa
When you’ve got a hookup secured but get too drunk to close the deal.
Ryan pulled the Humble Fumble on the 2 yard line last night. She was literally in his lap and he threw up.
when your buddy plays the perfect wingman role while talking to some girls at the Waldorf Astoria bar but you decide to crash early and miss the opportunity of a lifetime.
While tossing down drinks at the Waldorf bar, Bruce had the chance to hook up with the woman claiming to be the daughter of one Rue McClanahan of Golden Girls fame, but decided he was too tired to close the deal. The Waldorf fumble must never be repeated.
Losing control of your penis during masturbation, causing it to slip out of your hands and enter your tight cornhole. While the skin flute is jammed in the ring, it is now impossible to remove. Cutting it off is your only solution, usually leading to death.
Time of death; 4:20 Cause of death; Fumbling Martin