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KFC

A kwik fucking cum! When a guy cums way too quickly!

Oh megan he came in a second? He a KFC HUNIE!

by Pooodfoood8 November 11, 2019

KFC

Chicken fried in Kentucky including 11 secret herbs and spices: Heroin, Cocaine, Crack, Marijuana, rat poison, tar, tobacco, nicotine, alcohol, grease, and salt.

Why don't you go outside and grab some KFC
Heheehhehehehe yah, yah, KFC! Must have KFC! Must have 11 herbs and spices! KFC! KFC! KEKEKEKEKEKEKE

by McBooger December 05, 2004

kfc

Another shitty subsidiary of Pepsi, where the overpriced food is oversalted so we buy their overpriced drinks, and where wages are probably very low so the greedy CEOs can get more. On Thursdays, you can pay $2 for a crappy tiny little chicken sandwich with mayonnaise and a bit of lettuce that would be half the price at McDonald's. Popeye's is even more expensive than KFC, but the food is much better. KFC stands for "Kan't Fucking Cook".

KFC is evil enough already, but do they really have to blow out the fumes of their food to lure in customers to buy their overpriced food? I mean, shit, that's not nice!

by Anonymous August 01, 2003

KFC

Keen For Cock. Generally used to describe a woman who is sexually aroused.

Those girls over there are KFC

by Ando2222 June 02, 2009

KFC

My favorite place to eat since PETA hates it so much.

PETA sucks, wanna go get some KFC?

by Anonymous August 17, 2003

kfc

Cardboard which is soaked in grease then covered in fertilizer and cooked at a ridiculously high temperature then left under a heatlamp to ferment.

Im a vegetarian, lets go to KFC I hear there is no chicken involved.

by DoubleR July 07, 2003