A fork of Rural Dictionary
someone you fuck outside a more serioues relationship..
1: yo! brittany is so fuckin' hot!
2: yep..she was my lover when y was dating marcia
From the epic film bumfights vol. 2 comes this poem named "Lover"
Festering pussy hole I pump, pump, pump at you
be kind leave me no disease
I lust till my days are gone
fastering pussy hole
Black juice from your ass covers my mouth and face
penis, dick, cock, pussy, cum
I kick and punch and fuck bloody babys pussy
eat my dick you ungrateful whore
Killing pussy eater at night in the full moon
asshole fungus infected maggots, pussy, cock
i'll miss you.
A person that you love. You dont really love them however, you just want to have sex with them.
Brian: Hey baby lets get it on!
Marsha: Of course you are a lover!
One who, dates girls that have low egos, are relatively ugly, or aren't even Half satisfied with themself and put too much presure on themselves to be more like the beautiful people. This person feels an inner need to flirt, date, and spoil these girls rotten so that they can feel loved and worth something. They simply date for a maxImum of a month and always end up getting dumped, and then leave the girl having a higher sense of pride. I know because I am one.
"Why does jimmy always date ugly girls? Wonder if he's gay?"
"He's not gay you idiot, he's the lover."