A fork of Rural Dictionary
a large, short, mooseity creature that crawled out from the bowels of hell in search of something edible....some thing tastey....something scrumpdidelyumpshius....something ...something like human flesh...ahhhh!!! so large so much hair on the titties so.....*shudder*
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! is lt!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Loose Trousers Syndrome,
Usually affects male ages 15-19 when they come locked in an environment where there are few females worth shagging. The symtoms are a loss of the ability to distnguish the foin grls from the iight grls, overbearing horniness which usually results in the viewing of pornography, and humping any (ANY) chick that will. This disorder can be prevented simply, make all the goblins-gremlins-skeezers-chikenheads-ducks and all other groups of buttface women stay indoors from 6pm-11pm (the freaks come out at night). If you do indeed show signs of any of these symptoms , plan for an extended stay in Palm Beach, Florida; the beautiful women shud raise your standards.
situation: a club
Dang, Dude must have LTS; he jus hopped on a guirilla gal an started grinding!
an acronym for Long Titty Syndrome. When a lady's milkers aren't measured in cups, but with a tape measure instead.
"Veronica took her bra off last night at the party... looked like a fruit by the foot! She had LTS so bad"
"When that LTS bitch sends me nudes, she gotta take the pic with the panoramic setting so I can see her nipples."
"she didn't always have LTS, but now that she's got 6 kids.... her boobs look like tube socks!"
When the sex is so good, your legs are rendered useless, and you realize now you cannot walk, and have to work for a retard on a shrimp boat
Damn baby, you lt danned me again