A fork of Rural Dictionary
refers to when a group of people are all getting high by passing around a pipe, typically made of blown glass, and the person currently holding it decides to start telling a story or a long-winded joke...completely forgetting that they're still in possession of the ganja.
Dude, enough with the glass microphone, pass that shit over here already!
A low key way to describe a black person who is ignorant or rude.
Jim: omg, that black guy just called that white guy a fucking cracker! Bob: What a microphone head!
AKA as an "MP." Someone who thinks he/she's an MC and that he/she can flow on the mic, but they are wack and in reality they are polluting the microphone with their wannabe rhymes.
Jackie: Yo, what was up with that guy who grabbed the microphone away from Rakim and he tried to improvise a rap onstage? Larry: That guy is definitely not an MC, he's a Microphone Polluter with his wack-ass raps about the suburbs.
When some ones sleeping with there mouth open and you fart in their mouth causing an echo
Bobby received a french microphone after falling asleep at the party
masterbating in public while someone sings the song you requested they sing in karaoke.
girl 1: that bitch is singing my song! girl 2: well lets oklahoma microphone her.
Descriptive of a penis whilst it is getting sucked
She was gagging for sex, but was dropping clots, so instead she bent down and sucked the protein microphone