A fork of Rural Dictionary
A pufferfish named after a very famous greifer in Minecraft
IGN: Supersammy801
That greifer is just like Sam The Pufferfish
On the 9th of October you must use the pufferfish emoji atleast twice or else you get bad luck with pufferfish until the next October 9th
hey did you know its national pufferfish day? Remember 🐡🐡
When you adhere your lips to your partner's anus, making a tight seal. They then fart into your mouth, forcing your cheeks to swell up, giving you the appearance of a pufferfish.
This girl I brought home last night was an absolute savage. She must have had a bean burrito at some point, because my cheeks just about exploded when I gave her the Pyongyang Pufferfish
When you stick blueberries up your homie’s ass and then try to suck them out using your mouth like a vacuum.
Dude me and Luke blueberry pufferfished last night it was fucking sick!
A haircut that looks like a Caribbean pufferfish.
Guy- I like your Caribbean pufferfish haircut.
Girl- Don't you have anything positive to say hater?
To respond to a roast by aggressively insulting the person out of fear of getting further roasted
Damn, bro went too far. His pufferfishing got the best of him.
When you throw up in your mouth so much that it should come out, but you manage to keep it in. You then try to get people's attention and get them to understand that you have a mouthful of puke and that you need their help by waving frantically and doing your best to imitate vomiting without opening your mouth
I was on the bus this morning, and pufferfished. So embarassing, no one could figure out what was wrong. They did when I got off the bus, though.