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Spin around 3 times eyes closed in front of a vending machine and then hit random buttons to see what you will get!

I played vending machine roulette at work today and got a Sparkling Seltzer

This is a song about a soda can 🥤dating simulator. It is a good bop listen to it. It’s called Vending Machine of Love

So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love and get the fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of If your cursed with the thirst of a lonely man You can get your juices flowing with some only cans Every glamorous can has a heart to fill So i hope that you can handle 330mil So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love

The evilest scammer ever. Charges two quid for a bag of Steak McCoys. If you were already having a shit day then a vending machine will make things even worse in the cheekiest fucking way!

I THOUGHT I WAS LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT AND I FOUND OUT I WASN'T AT THE LAST MOMENT AND TO TOP THINGS OFF THAT FUCKING VENDING MACHINE SCAMMED ME 2 QUID FOR A BAG OF MCCOYS AFTER ALL THAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS EVENING. SO FUCKING ANNOYING!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!

Something that the US military drops to the children of Afghanistan. It usually ends up killing thousands of children each year, which many Americans agree with.

Ex: "Hey David, gonna donate anything to the military this year?" "I don't know, Bill. Maybe my vending machine! I hear they drop them on children in Afghanistan. Sounds like a great policy!" "Hahaha!"

When a female makes a thirst trap video that has her children in the video.

Easy on the simp boys, that's a child support vending machine.

When you stick rice up someone’s ass and suck it out

Person 1: I did a rice vending machine last night

To become so intoxicate, getting into a fight with a vending machine is your source of entertainment.

Seattle became so vending machine drunk, she went out looking for a fight with a coke machine.