A fork of Rural Dictionary
the act of having your shirley treated like an ice cream. Most often it is a woman who treats a man's shirley. But men have also been known to cone other men.
Guy 1: Have you spoken to Jenna lately? Guy 2: No, I heard she was coning, like, 4 cheese holes on a frat boat! Guy 1: Oh well.
1)to be jizzed all over...to be given a facial...as if taking a vanilla icecream cone and pushing and smothering someone in the face. 2) To completely outplay another team or person. to embarass the opposing team
a) yo i just coned that bitch. b) We coned their asses!
The act of placing a funnel into someone's mouth while they're sleeping, then ejaculating into the funnel.
Cone that Bitch Ice Cream Cone I got caught coning by my bitches
1. The act of driving down a road with one hand out the window, and systematically knocking down every orange cone on the road. (a passenger's face may be substituted for the hand) 2. The suburban alternative to cow-tipping.
Hey, there's construction on 287, let's go coning.