A fork of Rural Dictionary
The one-song soundtrack to any epic dump.
Dude I've got to drop a deuce! Can you get The Final Countdown on for me?
The countdown that takes place at Times Square before they drop the ball on New Years. This event is named after wide reciever Braylon Edwards because of his successful amount of drops on the football field. (Ironic enough, he plays for New York)
Richard: Hey dude its time for the Braylon Countdown!
Elmer: Oh shit your right!
Everyone: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6...
This is the waiting period (and everything associated with it) where weird dudes across the internet slobber all over their keyboards waiting for a celebrity to turn 18 so they can talk about how hot she is.
First it was the Olsen twins, then it was Emma Watson. Maisie Williams just turned 17, so her creeper countdown has already begun!
When you snort an Ambien, glob a heap of hand sanitzer into your palm, and proceed to fap your meat and cum before, either the Ambien makes you pass out, or the hand sanitizer evaporates.
I almost achieved the Tiger Countdown, bit chafed my taliwhacker instead.
The anxious countdown to when you will be able to smoke weed next. Can range from minutes to weeks.
Wendy: (on Facebook chat) hey what are you up to?
Peter: (on Facebook chat) ugh I'm on a toke countdown until my parents go to bed.
The closing moments before something big happens.
Person 1 “Dude it’s the final countdown before T-series passes pewdiepie in subscribers! Why haven’t you subbed to Pewds yet?!”
Person 2 “I’m so sorry i didn’t realize it was so close! I’m gonna go subscribe to him on YouTube right now.
A term used in conjunction with an upcoming, exciting event in which one will drink destructively; Often shortened to "Countdown", the term is usally used when one is counting down the days until he or she can simply let loose and destress/deconstruct.
Ex. It's countdown this weekend, girl!