A fork of Rural Dictionary
Pawned is something old and/or bald people say when taking the piss out of people who try and use words without vowels, like pwned, to sound "young and hip" but who really sound like nothing more than a duck farting under water.
"Hey Dude...Did you say pawned or did you just trip over your tongue as you pulled it out of that duck's arse"
When a player checkmates their opponent using a pawn in the game of Chess.
I just checkmated that guy with my pawn! I just pawned him!
Someone who misses the obvious. Usually because they have their heads in the clouds or they arrogant.
(Three people talking) Girl One: (looking at her left hand) "Who's the lucky man ?" Guy: (thinking Girl One is referring to him) "What ? Am I a lucky what ?" Girl Two: "She's engaged you pawn !". (Girl One raises her left hand to reveal her engagement ring)