Country Dictionary

An evildoer in the eyes of Der Fuhrer, George Bush

chkt cough cough immm huh chuh(choking)

A kinky sex position generally involving four or more people.

"Wow, that pretzel was amazing" "Yeah, I had a pretzel with your mother last night"

When you and your partner (male or female) cross your legs behind your head and engage in sex

Yo me and my girl were pretzeling last night, shit was awesome.

1) Anti-George-Bush snack, Bush killer 2)The best salty food in the world

1) The Islams bombed the White House and Pentagon with hundreds of pretzels in hope that Bush would choke again. 2) OH MY GOD! BUSH DIED CHOKING ON A PRETZEL!!!!!!HOORAY!!!!

A sexual/masturbation position in which a woman reaches down and thrusts both fists into her two key pelvic orifices, crossing her arms in a manner not visually dissimilar to that of a baked savoury snack; or pretzel, if you will.

Anya couldn't walk properly because she had spent the whole night doing it pretzel style.

To twist someone into the shape of a pretzel while beating them up.

Talk shit one more time and im gonna pretzel u.

The female art of being able to bend into the shape of a Pretzel in order to be pole-axed and as such being 'Pretzelable.'

Leanne is so Pretzelable i was able to pile drive her to tears last night!