A fork of Rural Dictionary
A massively large ejaculation, usually caused by being backed up for a spell.
I haven’t jacked off in a week so I can give her the ol’ thud puddle tonight
the act of trying to bang your S.O. without a fully blown erection (aka the tweener stage).
she wanted it hard and deep but all he could muster was a thud plunge.
Scottish version of “Clam Slam”. The female version of tea bagging.
I tell ye Sandra, I was sick of his whining about no huvin his tea on the table when he gets in fae work so last night I gave him an an almighty fud thud right in the beak for aw his cheek.
When you are dealt a great hand in poker, and you feel your heart thud as a consequence, whereby you must keep calm to give a good poker face and play effectively thereafter.
Guy's thoughts: "Don't look suspicious. I hope nobody could tell that I just had a 5-card thud there."
a super thicc-stud.
(a female who dresses masculine, but can’t get rid of that fat ass! mostly black women)
“my girl look like a boy, and she got a lot of ass.”
“She a THUD?!?”