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A kind of foreplay. Where the man has a boner while in the act of spooning.

Shannen: Baby, What's the poking me?
Louis: My penis.
Shannen: Oh ok.
*Falls back asleep while getting sporking*

Another word for transexual, it is a combination of spoon and fork just like a combination of a male and female.

son- Why is that man looking so weirdly at me daddy?

dad- Because, he is a spork son.

a spoon and fork hybrid

its a mix of a spoon and a fork stupid, do you really need an example?

THE single most versatile instrument to exist above, on, or below the surface of the earth.

It has the scooping ability of a spoon and the stabbing ability of a fork! It's a spork!

a verb

the act of spooning with an erection

Steve sporked with Sally last night

The spermy cork that forms atop the penis shaft shortly after ejaculation. The next time one urinates the Spork flys like a champagne cork usually leading to some misguided urine.

I blew my spork and pissed all over the toilet seat!

Feminem.com's version of the word computer term, "pwned" created by House of Bizkits.

That dumb femi-fan got sporked.