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To knowingly or unknowingly masturbate on any video conferencing system while others are logged on to the video conference like Jeffrey Toobin, CNN Legal Analyst, did on 10/19/20.

Ben: It looks like Ralph just exposed himself on our Zoom conference call this morning. Did you see it?

Harold: Dude, I totally saw it! Ralph was Toobin’ in front of everyone!

A person who masturbates during a virtual meeting (e.g., zoom, webex, etc.)

Did you see that Jeff was Toobin during the call before? He didn't realize his webcam was on!

Shameless masturbation, especially when on a Zoom call with colleagues. Bonus points- stroking your meat while on the clock.

“What’s up brah?!”

“Not much just Toobin it”

Toobin: masturbating in front of large audience... preferably on line(zoom)

Dude... I was on zoom with my homies and forgot I left my camera on. They totally caught me TOOBIN!

To be your own Chief of Staff
To conduct your own polling

With nobody to help him, he decided to go Toobin. He went Toobin to see how he felt about the topic.

Masturbating on a zoom call using the split screen

The zoom call was sooo boring so I pulled up some porn on the split screen and did some Toobin.

Someone who's being a dick on a video conference, particularly when they refuse to take responsibility for their behaviour.

"Hey, Frank! Can you stop being a Toobin and stop talking over Amanda?"