A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a tow truck company or a vehicle storage facility changes a status of a tow from "non-consent" (ie, initiated by law enforcement) to "consent" status. The practical effect of doing so is that it allows the tow truck company or the vehicle storage facility to get around laws which limit how much they can charge for their services.
Car owner: Hey - this tow was only supposed to cost me 85 bucks, so why are you giving me a bill for $300? Tow truck/storage facility owner: Look here - you signed this form flipping the tow to a consent tow. Which means you consented to paying whatever I charge you.
When a man who drives a truck keeps his tow mirrors out without pulling something he is discretely advertising for gay sex.
A man pulls into a convenient store with his loud jacked up truck, that could never actually pull anything, with his tow mirrors down. Another man pulls up with his tow mirrors without pulling anything too. They wink at each other through the windows and have gay sex.
The act of farting around a friend and walking in circles around them, wrapping them in your paralyzing pungent oder. A form of crop dusting. (V).
Chris decided a trip to the fridge would also involve firing a sulfur tow cable at Brad that stopped him right in his tracks.
A cheap reliable pickup truck used mainly for towing trailers. Usually bought second hand. It is a positive term of affection.
I used my tow pig to haul my car to the race track.
When someone is blowing you in a pool and you are walking backwards "towing" them around the shallow end with your knob while making motorboat noises. A variation would be the steamboat, this would be done in a hot tub instead.
I am banned from the public swimming pool for life after doing the tow boat in front of all of those families with that lifeguard last month.