A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone says or does something with intent of humour and it's just not funny, said to embarress the person who does it
Clements: I made a ytmnd which had little kids in it and I drew pubes on them
Everyone else: Tumbleweed.
nasty girl hairballs
Cat is to hairball as woman is to tumbleweed.
This is where you and a friend or even someone you don't know are taking a dump in a line of stalls. You then roll up little peices of toilet paper and roll them underneath that person's stall as if it's tumbleweed.
"So I was taking a dump the other day and this kid kept rolling toilet paper balls through my stall and it looked like tumbleweed! It was great!!!"
When a male stalks out an unsuspecting passed out person, holds his own penis so the testes dangle, and rolls the testes across the victim's flesh while announcing "tumbleweeeeed."
"Yea, so this passed out drunk girl had her foot hanging off the bed. What else could i do but tumbleweed her and take pictures?"
someone with long browny hair that is extremely curly, which when not brushed and not washed, makes their hair look like a tumbleweed
dude, check out that guy's tumbleweed!
A large proliferation of pubic hair. A massive bush. An extremely thick thatch of hairs located in the pubic region.
"Damn, shoulda checked out the tumbleweed on that bitch!"
Part 1: To shave off all your pubic hair and roll it in to a ball, using ejaculate as glue.
Part 2: sneak up on a sleeping or unconscious ( preferably naked ) victim.
Part 3: attempt to roll Said ball in to the open mouth of the target.
Hey man I gave Jenny The Mexican Tumbleweed last night, she almost choked. But it was funny as hell