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turtle head

(Chinese English) A penis, especially with its foreskin.

Is it true white boys don't have turtle head?

by davarinofuntucson June 14, 2013

Turtle head

Used when describing an intense need to crap.

Hurry up and stop at a bathroom, I've got a turtle head.

by Club 333 February 24, 2005

turtle head

a popping turd out of the anus screaming and punishing you because you didnt take the time to shit this morning

whats his problem today? i dunno. he must have a turtle head

by dundlegrundleberrycherry February 26, 2003

Turtle Head

When the head of a penis resembles a baby turtle's head. Usually very common in African Americans as well as smaller people.

Wow look at Josh's penis, he's got a turtle head.

by A.M.R April 18, 2011

turtle head

what would be call the "head" of the terd poking out just to annoy you until you make it to the bathroom

I had a mean turtle head today since I didn't want to shit in the bathrooms at work.

by Fat Bastard August 07, 2002

Turtle Head

When a guy wears pants that are too tight for him and his pee-pee makes an outline in his pants giving the illusion of a turtle popping out of his shell

Guys shouldn't wear spandex pants, no broad thinks turtle head is hot

by The Big Topper June 11, 2010

Turtle head

the head of a small animal known as a 'turtle'. Jesus, how obvious was that?

Billy went to the zoo and saw a turtle. Suprisingly, it had a head.

by Prof.Turtle August 04, 2005