A fork of Rural Dictionary
The Testi Tussle is an act where 2 men strip down completely naked and wrap their legs around each other. They will place duct tape connecting each other's balls and back away in a tug-of-war type matchup, until one wins and rips the other's ball hair and skin off.
"Me and John had a Testi Tussle last night! He won and I ended up in the ER..."
: To have a disagreement or intense debate via texting or messaging
Alexandra if you continue to insist on having a Text Tussle every time we talk I’ll be forced to take drastic measures.