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twatwaffleness

A poor excuse of a woman with vagina that is so shriveled up that it looks like a defrosted waffle yet the owner of this vagina still believes she is panda vagina status!

I'm in no mood to handle her twatwaffleness today!

by MS.KUP November 26, 2014

twatwaffle

an interesting word used in place of douchebag.

can add other words to make fun refrences to female genetalia

ex: well god damnit woman, why you got to be such a twatwaffle?

ex: well god damnit woman, i just wanna eat your tasty toasted twatwaffle

by nunsgonewild121 February 21, 2011

Twatwaffling

Constant bigoted reDumbdence that is heavily secure in the puny mind of a god complex having p.o.s. who probably lives with their aunt because the twatwaffle speaking has a personality a mother couldn't even love.

If this asshat doesn't stop twatwaffling I'm gonna lose what little i have of my own damn mind!

by RaeMRae84 September 28, 2019

twatwaffle

a really loose, nasty, dirty vagina

shes got some nasty ol twatwaffle in there

by t-wot-waff-le October 16, 2003

twatwaffle

dipshit, fucktard, douche, ignorant person.

Why do you pick on him just because he's gay? Don't be a twatwaffle.

by Packin May 19, 2016

twatwaffle

a verry nasty whores vagina. dirty vagina. vagina very infected with stds. a nickname for sean g. an insult.

frodo is a dirty twatwaffle.

by tarah March 31, 2004

twatwaffle

A pervert; someone who comes into chat looking for sex; c2c; a green card; or shows their "privates" on cam to children, while masturbating. A foppish man who uses a huge font to make up for his "short-comings".

A man who exposes himself on cam to children, and then asks if the child "ENJOYED IT" is a twatwaffle!

by Shady Windwalker September 26, 2011