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twisted

Something one does that is overly cruel or weird or violent. Something that every person knows where the line is but in this case it gets crossed by a hell of a lot Being drunk and high, like mangled

that shit was twisted they dont care about doing twisted shit

by DWatson March 18, 2005

TwIsTeD

one that has a terrible mic, sounds somewhat drunk/sleepy at the same time, who isn't that good at counter-forces.

RAGE: Alright guys, let's do the default. TwIsTeD: -sleepy sounded- What? RAGE: I SAID THE DEFAULT! YOU SLOBS NEVER LISTEN. TwIsTeD: -drunk sounded- I didn't hear you. RAGE: Just get in your damn house, TwIsTeD.

by Yammins October 24, 2007

twist

to screw

"I just twisted that girl out"

by toastmaster February 15, 2004

twisted

To be so drunk, you feel as though you are on a hallucinogenic trip similar to DXM.

"I was so twisted off that 99 bananas last night."

by insanegerbil June 06, 2005

Twist

(noun) Someone or something that doesn't follow social norms and is really unique/different/interesting without being socially unacceptable. Just as there are plot twists (when the story changes dramatically or becomes different), a twist has turned away from societal expectations.

Damn, that girl is an badass twist!

by devil_in_a_new_dress May 14, 2011

twisted

1. Gnarled or tangled. 2. A twisting motion looks like a tied up man trying to wriggle his way out of the rope. 3. Something that's just plain messed up. A 'WTF?!' moment.

1. "This forest is creepy, the branches are all twisted and I see yellow eyes in the bushes!" 2. If you twist the lever, the secret door opens! 3. A pregnant man, now that's twisted.

by Aspirations January 12, 2009

twist it

The signal to twist a bottle cap off a brew, chug it, then slam it on the table when you're finished. Cannot be said at indoor speaking level.

4 o'clock in the afternoon. 'TWIST IT, SLAM IT, BANG IT! 'Twist it-bang it.' *glug*glug*glug* 2 hours later... "I gotta go home..."Z_Z

by Bang2012 August 20, 2013