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Unfunny Jokes

Unfunny jokes are -69/10 jokes, like this one. You really aren't supposed to use them, seeing how many people who write these are in Gen Z. These can be ranging from Teen Titans Go to every dead meme in existence. They also are very awkward, because saying sus can make your social credit drop from 793 to -sideways 8.

Comedian: Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because their shellfish! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Literally every atom in existence: Alright, what the fuck?
Comedian: Wait, I can tell another joke! Why couldn't the pirate sit down? His booty got stolen by a h-
Literally every living organism in existence: Yeah, yeah, we know. Hot sexy girl. Unoriginal and unfunny. We are nuking you for making two unfunny jokes in a row.

by World Record of gifting vbucks December 13, 2021

Unfunny cunt

Someone who says that their funny and laughs at their own jokes when no one else laughs and slso steals other peoples jokes

The nigger bill is a unfunny cunt

by Niggggggaafaggit December 08, 2018

unfunny comic equipment

The more expensive the podcast equipment the less funny the comedian

Unfunny comic equipment is when a comedian owns a bunch of high priced audio, video, and lighting equipment for their podcast to try to overcompensate for not being funny... and for having a small penis

by FaxOnTopOfFax November 15, 2022

unfunny ass kid

A kid who thinks he has top tier comedic skills but his humor is from his iPad

Yo that kid Peter is a unfunny ass kid he annoying

by Takis muncher March 09, 2023

unfunny joke on this website

im not funny

unfunny joke on this website

doge troll face

by chucken nugites October 28, 2020

unfunny joke on this website

im not funny

unfunny joke on this website

doge troll face

by chucken nugites October 28, 2020

Unfunny Dark Humor

Unfunny dark humor (UDH) is when a joke that's dark isn't funny. Examples are Ronnie McNutt jokes, jokes that don't make sense, or just straight up dark and nothing else.

Guy 1: Ronnie was mind blowing!
Guy 2 (smart): you have Unfunny Dark Humor

by Orestan12 August 30, 2023