A fork of Rural Dictionary
(n.) A highly offensive odiferous emination, or smell (in layman's terms), named due to its close relation to the smell of a canine's anal cavity.
Worker 1: "Been sweatin' our asses off all day, and now we gotta sit in this truck for the next two hours."
Worker 2: "Yep. You rot. It's gonna be smellin' like updog in here real soon."
A serious illness often causing death within the first month of infection. It is not a laughing matter and should be treated with absolute caution. Those that have it often experience symptoms such as build-ups of Ligma, constant Sugma release, finding a unique interest in tapes and CD's, and anal inflammation.
"Why is Aidan not in School?"
"I heard he has Updog disease."
"Oh my god, that is terrible and not a joke in any way"
this sentence is using the word "What's Updog?"
When you ate so much spicy food, that your spicy excrements the next day will deliver a anal/prostate orgasm.
Not to be confused with a Mexican lawnmower…
A: I just had a Mexican updog because of that spicy salsa yesterday.
B: Shit man, do you need some clean underpants?
A: No mate I’m alright, it happend when I was at the toilet. I felt like a cosmic experience, pooping the universe by having one toilet visit at a time.
B: aight mate, wanna grab some hot Cheetos after work?
A: Oi mate, let’s get a bunch of them!
A break from an activity in which one attempts updog jokes.
Mike took an updog break to satisfy a much needed fix after two games of Warcraft III.
someone: joe has updog ligma!!!!
some guy: who's joe? what's ligma? what's updog?
someone: joe mama, ligma balls, nothin' much.