A fork of Rural Dictionary
Big nice looking boobs. The opposite of giant flap jack tits with nipples the size of yarmulkes.
Look at the Varsity Retards on that hosehound, I could definitely spend some time with those.
A porn video consisting of fat band geeks fucking in a circle
The clarinets got together and watched Ass Party Varsity last night. also: Junior Ass Party Varsity
The epitome of perfection in both mind and body. Notable UVA Varsity Athletes Tiki Barber (football) Ryan Elliott (soccer) Alecko Eskandarian (soccer) Ryan Zimmerman (baseball)
I thought he was just another dumb sports guy, then I found out he was a UVA Varsity Athlete...he probably got a better SAT score than I did.
1. boy "band" group of unknown reject Abercrombie models who lip synch to songs. 2. Gay!
Girl 1: Have you heard of varsity fan club? Girl 2: Who?
the last week of march is a week where every varsity 106 wrestler recieves a hug from a female. A male must say “oinkily doinkily” 3x to the wrestler!
Hey man its Varsity 106 Week, Oinkily doinkily, Oinkily doinkily, Oinkily doinkily,
Age starting around 40 when health and vigor is still good and you have enough experience to on the “A” team.
Gwen was rocking her life, she could party hearty AND make her mortgage payment. She had earned her Youth Varsity status.6