Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Varsity Retards

Big nice looking boobs. The opposite of giant flap jack tits with nipples the size of yarmulkes.

Look at the Varsity Retards on that hosehound, I could definitely spend some time with those.

by clarksd September 18, 2006

ass party varsity

A porn video consisting of fat band geeks fucking in a circle

The clarinets got together and watched Ass Party Varsity last night. also: Junior Ass Party Varsity

by Monsignore O'Brien October 03, 2013

UVA Varsity Athlete

The epitome of perfection in both mind and body. Notable UVA Varsity Athletes Tiki Barber (football) Ryan Elliott (soccer) Alecko Eskandarian (soccer) Ryan Zimmerman (baseball)

I thought he was just another dumb sports guy, then I found out he was a UVA Varsity Athlete...he probably got a better SAT score than I did.

by VirginiaSoccerFan February 07, 2012

Varsity Fan Club

1. boy "band" group of unknown reject Abercrombie models who lip synch to songs. 2. Gay!

Girl 1: Have you heard of varsity fan club? Girl 2: Who?

by His Right-Hand Pinky! April 14, 2009

Varsity 106 Week

the last week of march is a week where every varsity 106 wrestler recieves a hug from a female. A male must say “oinkily doinkily” 3x to the wrestler!

Hey man its Varsity 106 Week, Oinkily doinkily, Oinkily doinkily, Oinkily doinkily,

by MonkeMan Wham Wham March 20, 2024

Youth varsity

Age starting around 40 when health and vigor is still good and you have enough experience to on the “A” team.

Gwen was rocking her life, she could party hearty AND make her mortgage payment. She had earned her Youth Varsity status.6

by SeniorV June 02, 2019

varsity lock

Someone who is definitely going to make varsity next season.

"Jeff is a varsity lock did you see how much playing time he gets"

by toop223 October 21, 2023