A fork of Rural Dictionary
Intentional misuse of a noun as a verb for comedic effect and in some cases to clarify your aims.
verbing in action:
1. "Hey insert name here, you've been gettin' pretty friendly with insert name here recently, eh?" "Hell yeah! We were sexing all night a few days ago!"
2. "Do you mind scooting over a bit?" "Sure, chairing is caring!"
To procrastinate to the point of never getting anything done.
Doug "dawdled (verb)" through the paperwork process, so that in the end, someone else had to pick up his slack.
A way to describe a cliché metalcore band, that uses all the most ridiculous traits of the genre to the point where it's not even funny.
Verb the noun; a how to
Pick a name, such as Pierce The Veil
put your palm on your guitar
play sloppily with plenty of un-needed breaks
proclaim how metal/hardcore you are
make a fortune from scene kids buying your music!
To be brutally honest about one's complete lack of self-awareness.
To Dan (verb) one's car:
After purposely running directly into the back of someone's rental car while they're standing next to it-
Dan: "I'll pay for that if it costs anything"
To Dan one's chips:
Taking someone's bag of chips and eating them in front of the former owner-
Dan "I'm eating your chips. I'll replace them in a couple of days"
To Dan an inquiry:
After finding a set of clothes, cell phone, and keys laying in the hall-
Roomate "Dan did you strip in the hallway?"
Dan "No"
Roomate "Cause your phone and clothes and shoes are in the hallway"
Dan "Oh yeah I did"