Country Dictionary

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walnut

ur mum

hahaha if this gets published I´ll lose it walnut

by Wii Guy November 08, 2021

walnut curve

Walnut Curve is the line that divides and runs along your ball sack.

This chick ran her tongue along my walnut curve and I skeeted on her scalp.

by Oh hey pete September 01, 2019

walrus' walnuts

Being exceptional and successful, being at the top of your game, being all that and a bag of chips, being hot shit on a silver platter.

After scoring that big promotion at the office, Trevor got all puffed up and thought he was the walrus' walnuts.

by giraffe-o October 12, 2012

black walnut

A collection of dingleberries that, over time, have collectively formed a larger entity that has taken the form of a walnut.

Dude, I haven’t showered for a week and therefore have a huge black walnut blocking my asshole.

by Trombone77 August 03, 2021

whispering walnut

The act of lightly puffing air into a vagina while engaging in oral sex.

I love you so much I'm going to give you a whispering walnut tonight. You're welcome.

by Leprekan_45 September 08, 2010

Being a Walnut

Being so dumb that you resemble a walnut

Jaden and Carsen were being a walnut when they played ping pong during lunch and were late to class.

by Walnut King December 08, 2016

Walnut Nutsack

A nutsack that is so wrinkly, that it looks like a walnut.

Woah, the Walnut Nutsack looks like a golden Walnut!

by cyber asscheek December 02, 2014