A fork of Rural Dictionary
Contradictory to belief, a wanker is not someone who masturbates.
A wanker is someone who is an idiot
Jack: Oh Matt's a right wanker ain't he?
John: Yeah, bloody hell I hate him
Matt: Cunts.
The other contributors are correct in the literal meaning of the word as "one who masturbates", however in Australia, it is used more like a slightly more vulgar synomym for words like fool or idiot
Did you know Brad got fired again for stealing from the boss - what a wanker
One who masturbates a lot and/or thinks about the act of masturbating a lot has Wankeritis.
I'm sure John has Wankeritis as he's told me that he masturbates at least eight times a day.
A man that enjoys masturbation also a common insult.
Don't be such a wanker!