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Wicker Man

A man who has had beer before liquor, and had watched the Wicker Man film the night he drank.

Friend to the Wicker Man - Hey man, you know how it goes: Beer before liquor, you're the Wicker...................Man.

by Nicholas Caged June 30, 2011

wicker basket

a word that means wicked thats often used by either people who have lived most of their life in sheds or people called hector

have you heard that they're starting a chess club? WICKER BASKET

by monkey_nuts November 21, 2004

wicker fool

(1) A crotchety person.
(2) Harriet on a bad day.

Stay away from Harriet! She's wicker fool today!

by Larry Parrish February 14, 2005

wicker chair

Wicker Chair-Commonly used Visalian slang for something extraordinarily cool.

"Holy shit, that's so Wicker Chair" said Mary as Janice told her about her cow-tipping extravaganza.

by Gene Kelly October 10, 2006

Wicker man

The act of having sex with a woman in a bear costume and at the climax you punch her in the face while screaming a bear pun

I pulled a wicker man on her and knocked her out while screaming, "Papa bear thinks this bitch is too CONSCIOUS!"

by Nicholas Fucking Cage March 12, 2015

Wicker fool

Something amusing.

Damn ! That's wicker fool !

by martay the partay September 20, 2003

Wicker Woman

A nasty horrible disfigured woman known as aquariusdrkangel from stickam. She is said to have mystical vagina powers and droopy ass tits that hang to the floor that allow her to absorb anything WICKER. She has a strong Taste for CHAIRS.... just fucking saying...

aquariusdrkangel is the wicker woman

by IamIronman lulz May 03, 2010