A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you discovered the truth about world , money , goverment , religions , rich , debt , and famous ppl
Person 1 : The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
Person 2 : Ur conspiracy theorist
Person 1 : No , i discovered the truth
"What have you been up to today?" is a question that asks what you have done all day, like work or leisure activities, in the past tense.
Q: "What have you been up to today?"
A: "I was at work until 5:00pm, and then I went to the store to pick up some milk."
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Asking what a mate has been smokin' cause of them acting strangely, jokingly mocking them of being stoned by drugs.
Person 1: Hey, bro! Did ya see bob the builder this morning? It's totally the shizzle.
Person 2: What have you been smokin' man?
To randomly blast a vuvuzela in someones ear.
Guy blows horn in guys ear you have just been vuvuzeled!
Announcer: "A NUKE LAUNCH AT YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY IN 10 SECONDS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!"
Family: *confused screaming*
A Cocky finance broker wearing fishnet stockings stroking a Labrador settles a loan for an easy customer as if he has just provided the worlds best service. Then goes for a surf
Congratulations for financing with us you have just been Jordo'd