A fork of Rural Dictionary
German window shopping is just like regular window shopping except instead of a glass window there is a glass table. while person "A" is laying under the table viewing up, Person "b" deficates on the table top.
lets go do some german window shopping
The time period during which a guy is actually engaged in the shopping experience. This period can last from almost no time at all to literally hours for a metrosexual, and includes all forms of shopping, from the grocery store to designer boutiques. It should also be noted that this period can be increased through witty girl techniques such as handing a guy a blackberry loaded with brickbreaker to play or sitting him in front of a couch with sportscenter.
"Dude, I am totally down to go try on a few pairs of jeans right now, but I am letting you know that my shopping window is only about 45 minutes today.
The above definition is right... I love brick breaker.
Example of extending the shopping window: Guy:"Okay honey im done, lets g-" Girl hands guy brick breaker Guy:"I guess I could stay a little longer"
The time between dumping your last boy toy (or girl) and finding your new one.
It only took mindy a shopping window of two weeks before hooking up with her next regular.
A well-used, ill-kept monstrosity of a quim that wouldn’t look out of place on either a Picasso painting or on the side of a rugby player’s head. The resemblance to a sack of offal is accompanied by a smell that can only be described as “like Captain Birdseye’s arse”.
"Fuck me Colin, she had a fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window! Couldn't make head nor tail of the bastard" "Serves her right for having seven kids”
scoping out books at a book store that you want to read but don't want to spend money buying it
im going to borders to go book window shopping for books i'll take out in the library free of charge
When a person is looking at someone sexually without actually doing anything
"Quit window shopping Jessica"