A fork of Rural Dictionary
An electronics project consisting of an oscillator and a high RMS wattage tweeter. When run it generates an high-powered ultrasonic sound that annoys dogs and causes them to stop barking (woofing).
My neighbor's dog was keeping me awake at night so I fired up my anti woofer tweeter so I could sleep.
A device used for the sole purpose of woofing boogies from ones nose holes.
Hey man, you seem to have a massive boogie up your nose hole. You can borrow my boogie woofer if you like.
A half erect penis of a cainine.
That dog has a Chubb-woofer now, thanks to that female dog.
A fake engagement ring you wear to keep single guys from bothering you.
A guy/women will see this woofer ring on your hand and see that you are taken...just an extra prop to keep unwanted attention.
1. A person who likes to deep throat penis
2. A person that sucks dick
That guy is such a wong woofer.
That girl is such a slut, she's a wong woofer
An inferior subwoofer that cannot compete with the mainstream brands, and is made of subpar materials that results in lack of bass and early failure rates.
Schmidt was disappointed in his car subwoofer purchase at the state fairgrounds sale of the century, as he yelled "I never should have bought these damn pussy woofers for my Jimmy"