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Yoked

Usually post work out, meaning to be ripped up like Rambo. If you don't have veins trying to come out of your skin, your not yoked.

1. you spent all your rent money on protein? WTF dude?

Yeah, but i'm friggin yoked bro.

2. daily schedule. eat, yoke, protein, eat, maybe second helping of getting yoked.

3. Extreme Beach Body- arms too big for your body = YOKED

by morgizz October 09, 2010

YOKED

EQUALLYOKED
DEFINITION: v. Equallyoked means that a person who couples up and bonds with another is of the same of very similar civil identity, i.e., equal in groups such as; ethnicity, race, color, political membership, religion, ages, sexual orientation, and marital status n. Liberalists maintain that it means sharing the same spirit.
Pronunciation: e’ quol-lee yook’d
Etymology: Equally (of sameness); yoked (bonded together as a team).

EXAMPLE: An example of being equallyoked would be; when a couple share the same spirit and also are two divorcees about the same age, both without children, date and marry one another-and as a couple are both; white, republican, christian and heterosexual whose ancestors are from quite close areas of Europe.

by ijohn4v8 February 18, 2012

Yoke

A person who does not like and corrects Texting language.

Friend: Hay grl. wht r u doin
Yoke: *Hey. *Girl. *What. *Are. *You. *Doing. Learn how to use correct grammar.
Friend: dam yoce.
Yoke:*Damn. *Yoke.

by Girlygirl98 October 09, 2013

yoke

A person who is a joke or of a youthful sense of humor.

Why is Dan Hard in a public place? What a yoke!

by J-Franz December 20, 2009

Yoked

Tired

Drunk
Happy

Bro, I got home at midnight last night, I'm yoked.

I've had like 15 shots: I'm yoked.
I was so yoked to see her!

by ryryrocks November 27, 2019

yoke

A thunderous dunk. Dunking a basketball with force.

"Ben Wallace caught a yoke off the rim!"

by Reggie June 25, 2004

yokes

smalldance drug

foley on a weekend

by Anonymous January 16, 2003