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Yoked

Usually post work out, meaning to be ripped up like Rambo. If you don't have veins trying to come out of your skin, your not yoked.

1. you spent all your rent money on protein? WTF dude?

Yeah, but i'm friggin yoked bro.

2. daily schedule. eat, yoke, protein, eat, maybe second helping of getting yoked.

3. Extreme Beach Body- arms too big for your body = YOKED

by morgizz October 09, 2010

Yoke

A person who does not like and corrects Texting language.

Friend: Hay grl. wht r u doin
Yoke: *Hey. *Girl. *What. *Are. *You. *Doing. Learn how to use correct grammar.
Friend: dam yoce.
Yoke:*Damn. *Yoke.

by Girlygirl98 October 09, 2013

yoke

A person who is a joke or of a youthful sense of humor.

Why is Dan Hard in a public place? What a yoke!

by J-Franz December 20, 2009

Yoked

Tired

Drunk
Happy

Bro, I got home at midnight last night, I'm yoked.

I've had like 15 shots: I'm yoked.
I was so yoked to see her!

by ryryrocks November 27, 2019

YOKE

To jack up or to run jack moves on.

I yoked homeslice there for all of his dollars and my homeboys were like damn you yoked that mother fucker. Tadow !!!!!!!!

by tadow nuts October 14, 2005

yoke

A thunderous dunk. Dunking a basketball with force.

"Ben Wallace caught a yoke off the rim!"

by Reggie June 25, 2004

yokes

smalldance drug

foley on a weekend

by Anonymous January 16, 2003