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Yankees

1. all-time winningest franchise in US professional sports and buyers of 27 World Series championships (one was shipped to the wrong address and never returned) 2. an identified crime family centered in New York state 3. (chiefly Bostonian) (considered vulgar) see shit

The Boss "silenced" all investigators who dared search into the affairs of the Yankees.

by Jade December 09, 2003

Yankees

The Yankees are a baseball team from New York with a fair weather fan base. When Red Sox and Yankees fans get into fights, the latter will often pull out one of these, "Yeah? Well we have 26 titles," or "You guys only have one in the last 86 years." What both sides often fail to recognize is that the Yankees have set a new record for payroll at 205 million dollars ( that's $205,000,000) The Red Sox payroll is 130 million dollars, which is 75 million dollars less. This monumental sum of money has given rise to the nickname "the evil empire," which can be used in place of the yankees in any context. Obviously, the difference in titles has a direct correlation with how much cash rich fuckface owner George Steinbrenner pisses away on little shitbags like Alex Rodriguez. Let's talk about the great A-Rod for a while. Christened "Slappy" after his dirty attempt to cheat in the ALCS, this A-hole will be earning 25.7 million dollars in the 2005 baseball season. Apparently, A-Rod does not care much for the game, he just wants to reach base more often in order to increase his next years salary. I would also like to point out that Jason Giambi, who will be making 13,428,571 and is a former American League MVP admitted to a grand jury that he had injected himself with steroids. This confession comes in the face of new and tougher steroid screening and after he had previously denied to ever using them. It should also be noted that the Yankees made history in the 2004 ALCS by becoming the first ever team to lose a series after winning the first three. The Yankees fell to the Red Sox 4-3 after an 0-3 start. This choke gave rise to the nickname the biggest chokers in history . I would also like to add that Yankees fans are the worst, most fair weather fans in the league. But if you ask them, they would say with their noses stuck high in the air, "Hmph. Well, we have 26 titles. So there!" At least we Red Sox fans get it.

Fred - "I am from Yugoslavia. I do not need to know anything about baseball to know that the Yankees suck." Fans from all other teams (Sox, Mets, etc.) - Right on, Fred.

by jar March 23, 2005

Yankees

The best team in the history of professional sports. They have won 26 World Championships, more than anyone else in any sport. To all you Red Sox fans you won 1 in 86 years and we have won 26 in that time. You still suck. We still have 20 more than you. Even if you won every year which you could never do it would take you 20 years to catch us. Even if you ever did get 26 we would probably have 126 by then. RED SOX SUCK!!! GO YANKEES!!!!!!

Red Sox Fan: We won one! You suck! Yankees Fan: We won 26 of them in the time it took you to get one so if we suck then where are you? Nowhere! Red Sox Fan: OK, you are the best team ever! Yankees Fan: Now you just suck dick.

by #1 Yankees fan May 20, 2005

Yankees

The greatest organization in all of team sports.

The yankees have won 26 world series since 1918 and the Red Sox have won 0.

by Matt October 20, 2003

Yankees

A term used for jerking off because of the yanking motion. Popularized by court from dirty street confessions podcast

If rubi rose pics leak, I’m catching bare Yankees

by Fuck.court August 25, 2022

Yankees

TO ALL YOU YANKEE HATERS: What is wrong with you? Do you hate the yankees because they have the most money, the smartest owner and gm and the best fans? Why do you despise the yankees, because they win every year... Do you even know anything about baseball... People, all yankees are not bandwagoning idiots, Im a true yankee fan. I will die a yankee fan, because this is my team. I have liked them since I can remember, you can not "say" the yankees are bad, just say you dont like them... Damn,all yankee haters are in denile, you guys are jealous... Stop hating, and start looking at why your team sucks.

I hate the yankees because they have so much money from all their sold out games.

by yank fan September 25, 2006

Yankees

Obviously, urbandictionary.com is filled with a bunch of morons from Boston. Wow, fantastic, you finally won the world series after 86 years of pathetic attempts. The Yankees still have 5 times the amount of World Series Titles and Pennants than the Red Sox. Now that the Sox have won just one silly World Series, you can no longer claim to be the sad bunch of losers you were before. This gives the rest of the nation nothing to empathize with, therefore banishing your team forever to mediocrity. I guarantee in 86 years, my grandkids will proudly be shouting "Two thousand four!" at games since you stupid fucks won't ever be able to do it again. It's just too bad St. Louis didn't show up to the series, they were clearly a better team than you lucky bunch of ugly bastards. Oh, and one more thing, no one likes Boston because the chicks there are just so friggin' ugly and your nightlife sucks too. I should know, I lived in that shithole for four years.

The Yankees still own you.

by Daytona Blue February 11, 2005