Country Dictionary

A blowjob given by a brother (not in relation but in spirit).

Tim's wife was out of town so he had his homeslice, Chad, give him a bro-yob to make him less lonesome. He swears he doesn't give bro-yob but there is to much evidence to prove it.

A schoolchild, generally male, who attends a private school and wreaks havoc around the hang out of their choice, eg Hampstead or Highgate.

"Posh yobs urinated in that lady's flowerpot, did you hear?"

Words used commonly by newspapers in the United Kingdom to name degenerate youths. Yob is 'boy' backward and it was used to refer to lower class boys by the upper class commonly in the 19th century. Words are generally used at the beginning of a sentence followed by a petty crime which benefits no-one that the yobs have committed.

Newspaper: "Callous Yobs break octogenarians mobility scooter while laughing."

the way mexicans without there green cards pronounce blow job

"hey chica come over here and give me a blow yob", the spic said to the woman moments after back stroking his ass across the river.

Thugs who reside within the Scottish town of Linthgow. They are notorious for setting fire to bins, causing distress to local residents and vandalising family areas. They operate from 8PM onwards in groups of around 10, with many residents stating that they worry about leaving the house after this time - as they may bump into the Yob Wanton's.

"Sorry son, we can't go play in the park just now. It's getting late and Yob Wanton may be out - they're bad."

Where a guy has the girl push her boobs together while he fucks her cleavage.

I wish Soleil Moonfry never would have gotten that breast reduction because she would have made a great yob job.

Very useful turn of phrase to use in case of a car accident, even if you are at fault

Yob tvoyu mat blyat! Pizdets blyat!