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Yoga Pants

That thing white girls use to make their ass bigger. claim to be "comfortable" by millions of girls Rarely, RARELY used for yoga Sometimes see-through (lululemon)

GIRLS: "I wear Yoga Pants all the time They're sooooooooo comfortable!!!!!" REALITY: "I'm a girl and even though I never worked out in my entire fucking life, I wear yoga pants to show off my ass to horny men and complain when 500 guys stare at me. being an attention whore is sooooo funnnn"

by Cluero May 24, 2015

yoga pants

a push-up bra but for your butt

Guy 1: "Dude look at dat booty" Guy 2: "Nah man it's just da yoga pants"

by Johanna Barret February 09, 2014

yoga fantasies

Having sexual fantasies about colleagues in work, often more senior colleagues than you, imagining them in yoga positions. When you are least expecting it, these fantasises pop into your head when you are near them.

Tiffany: I was just sitting opposite Jamie, talking about the HPM, and all I could think about was him downward dogging me Brad: Still getting those yoga fantasies about him then?

by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016

Nerd Yoga

n. The bizarre contortions that are performed by tech support people to get at hard-to-reach equipment. Often practitioners surprise observers because they appear otherwise incapable or averse to any physically strenuous activity.

User #1: Did you get your mouse working again? User #2: Turns out it was just unplugged. The IT guy came up and did a little Nerd Yoga to get it back in. User #1: That guy can really bend himself into weird shapes. User #2 True dat.

by ctrlU March 29, 2010

Kensington yoga

When a junkie is on the train or bus or sitting or standing anywhere in general and are so high off the shits they never fall when they are dipping out from the high putting them in a deep concentration of Kensington yoga

Yo bro look at that junk box doing Kensington yoga on the mail box those fuckers never fall

by The boy who knows all June 29, 2016

Yoga pants

Quite possibly the best invention ever.

Yoga pants make women even hotter.

by Th\\\thebic January 31, 2019

Yoga Pants

sexy for even the flattest girls until boys think its too much material and you're exposed

BOY: send a pic of your ass 🤤🤤 GIRL: *takes a photo of booty in yoga pants* BOY: Nice booty but I dont like the pants... they cover too much... GIRL: *EXPOSED*

by daddydaddyshowmesomelove October 24, 2018