A fork of Rural Dictionary
A liar who cheats and mistreats men, also known for constantly being on top of men and acting stupid when put on the spot.
“ oh my god, your such an Yvette “
The act of inserting fancy Italian bread sticks into ones rectum and garnishing with a combination of parsley, basil and ejaculate.
"She's perfect! Definitely marriage material. She totally let me give her a Dirty Yvette on the dining room table!"
Yvette is beautiful, she is my amazing wifey and I love her to bits, she is my best friend and I love her so much, Yvette your my world, your such an amazing girl & I would die if I lost you. You love Chrispy and he knows he would be lucky to have you & Nicholas thinks your beautiful as well :) Your the biggest Nirvana fan in the whole world & you worship Kirk Cobain, I mean who wouldn't look at those gorgeous blue eyes haha..
I love you so much wifey,
Love, April xoxoxo
Hot, sexy, talented, smart, pretty, beautiful, gorgeous, Yvette Andrea Dawson
Ye-ve-tte - A person who acts like a drag queen just because they have so much pent up sass. The amount of sass that person has has to exceed that of a normal Drag Queen to be considered a Yvette. Moreover, Yvette's are usually very egocentric, self centered and look for anything to harm others with, sass included
Bob: Hey John, have you seen that Yvette?
John: Yeah, she was such a bitch! She kept telling me my dick was too small.
Adam: You had it easy, John! That Yvette told ME that I ruined her day by existing!
Andrew: Fellas, allow me to introduce myself.
Yvette is a very great friend to everybody they have having a big breast they are not always always tall there small but don’t mess with them in a fight they are the most charming people ever yvette is also very talented and smart if you fall in love with an yvette don’t leave them you will regret it
Yvette iloveyou