A fork of Rural Dictionary
Member of terrorist organisation and elf bar enthusiast, often found rotting in toilets with a Chong in hand.
The teacher searched Zayd Sharif’s bag, only to find an elf bar and a bomb
Zayd is just him and all girls love to be raped by him. He has such a huge cock but likes all ages. He hates black people but loves white people. He again has a huge cock.
I feel like getting fucked in the ass by zayd today
a person with a fucking tiny dick. the z is for the pikachu tail (pikachu lover), the a is for nothing, the y is for reproducing with the tiny ass dick and the d is because he has 1 ball.
This guy is an absolute athletic freak. This one time I threw him the football he did 42 flips mid-air, pulled down everyone's pants, and then caught the ball and proceeded to sit down for 2-3 minutes and then made the touchdown... holy freak dude.
Best football player of all time: Bro lets play a game.. Me: Yo is that zayd in the distance.. WE GET HIM Best football player of all time: Bro that's unfair I quit
Leader of terrorist organisation and elf bar enthusiast. Often found wanking in toilets with an elf bar in hand.
The teacher searche Zayd Sharif’s bag, only to find and elf bar and a bomb
He always watches dog videos on his school chromebook.
Guy: Omg that guy is watching dog videos Girl: OMGGG he is an autistic zayd