A fork of Rural Dictionary
Zak is a loser at most times, he is loud and abnoxious. He tends to be flirty with other girls whilst already seeing someone. They usually can’t respect others boundaries, and like to date the goth type.
Zak’s girlfriend: Here comes Zak!
Girlfriends friend: Oh sh*t! I’m gone!
He is the big gay
Dude I was hanging out with Zak then suddenly he used the big gay... It wasn't fun.
A fucking gay faggot's way of referring to someone or something as the scrotum. Don't ever call a "zak" because you yourself are calling that thing "testicles."
Guy 1; Hey, that's a zak!
Guy 2; Ha ha! Jokes on you for liking testicles faggot!
People named zak have an 100% chance of being the biggest bastard you will ever meet. Zak's constantly brag about money, even though their parents always give them money. They always fake their voice, and use the same jokes when they claim they roasted you. The only thing zak's do are climb rooves, bitch constantly and play xbox. If you see a zak, immediatly run away because you dont want to catch his disease.
Theres zaki the iraqi. Go punch him in the face!!!