Country Dictionary

a ZJ as mentioned in the movie "Beerfest" is actually a zitjob. the object is to find the biggest zit on a persons body, pop it, suck out the puss and snowball (or spit) back into the other persons mouth

pop suck spit gulp enjoy your zj if you can afford it

While hanging upside down, get a blowjob, listen to a Zune mp3 player, and record it on your phone.

I got the best ZJ ever last night

A ZJ, also known as a Zoom Job, is when your dirty mistress services you, and gets the hell outta there before your significant other can catch you.

I got an amazing ZJ last night, but I almost got caught!

When a girl bends over and puts her arms between her legs and a guy grabs them and yanks up making the girl do a front flip enabling her head to zip directly into his crotch.

http://break.com/index/front-flip-doesnt-go-as-planned.html
this is a video displaying what would be a ZJ if the dude was nude.

Something *you* obviously can't afford.

I wish I could afford that brand new Nissan 350 ZJ

A guy who fights in the street and uproots trees, he is not quite as tough as Mike Z

Hey look at that guy, he is a ZJ

From Beerfest. Simply when a woman takes your dick and Slams it in a Glove Compartment.

"Dude, yesterday i got a ZJ!"
"I know, there's still your blood in my passengers seat!"