A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most wonderful man you will ever meet. He is sure to put a smile on your face unless you piss him off. Then you wont have a face to smile with.
Also quite beautiful.
OMG I meet a Chris last night!!
You lucky bitch who is he?
An ugly kid who doesn’t know how to shut the fuck up and stop interrupting people’s conversations
Literally nobody:
Chris: Actually
That one smart-ass friend you know that always has a comment for every situation.
"Tevn"
"How about fuck you"
"You don't say"
Anything that Chris has ever said to you
The fucking shit, the most awesome person to ever live. He can kick your ass at anything and everything. Chris is a god among men.
Dude, Chris totally kicked your ass!
The man of my dreams, a man who is always happy never stops smiling, makes me feel as if I could fly, a man to spend the rest of my life with.
Have you met my chris he's the man of my dreams!