A fork of Rural Dictionary
A company wrongly targeted, especially here, for exploiting farmers and "taking over the world," Starbucks actually manages about 5-10 percent of the world's coffee. Nice try, everyone.
I can't believe people complain about Starbucks. I bet they wouldn't be complaining if they were intelligent enough to purchase Starbucks stock.
A widespread corporation that makes coffee, i don't care if it is 'the mans' way of drinking coffee, its is delicious. Granted, i don't like their stylings, like the smooth jazz playing in every branch, or the artsy fartsy stuff on the walls, or the names like decaf white chocolate bold mocha latte with cream, and then the description is, a bold, intriguing beverage, but i just like the coffee
ex.1: some guy: dude, i can't believe you bought that £2 coffee from 'the corporation' me: shut up and let me drink my coffee ex.2: me: what is a java mocha latte? clerk: it is an invigorating, intriguing, bold bevarage from the foothills of mexico me: does it taste good? clerk: uuuh i don't know ex.3: preppy scenester: oh, i love the smooth jazz stylings and intriguing art of this place (sips coffee) oh, this coffe is so smooth me: shut up and let me drink my coffee
Today i went and got me some heaven in a cup, also known as starbucks.
A nasty coffee chain company that sells the most burnt ass coffee. This is the place you get coffee if you don’t care about losing your tongue.
I had a cup of coffee at Starbucks. It tasted so fucking burnt that I wanted to throw it into a fire.
The place that sells shit coffee and milkshakes
Tourist in Australia: Where is the closest Starbucks Aussie: Holy fuck mate that shithole closed because we don't need that American shit near our coffee
Britney: Omg wanna go to Starbucks? Tiffany: omggg yessss Clarissa: I'm gonna get a double venti double shot nespresso iced coffee latte, extra cream no sugar, deep hot blend, roasted, extra hops, nespressalate double cream wipped.