Country Dictionary

Another word for salty, used to people who are acting annoying and autistic.

Yo this guy is acting Crispy as fuck.

Something creepy or sketchy that happens when you are high.

That was so crispy when we saw those cops turn their lights on when we tried to hit the bowl.

Chunks of dried, white, gunk usually found in the corner peoples' eyesockets after sleeping.

Eugene is nice, but his crispies are straight out of control.

crunk (high and drunk) + tipsy, being tipsy while being high. a couple of shots and 5-6 hits of weed.

Person 1: yo man u coming over Person 2: yeah for a little bit, i can only get crispy Person 1: Why man we're all getting crunk? Person 2: I have to go out later and take a couple more shots

When someone is being unnecessarily rude or extra or salty

Ugh Ephraim you're being so crispy, shut up

90s Glaswegian slang for homosexual. poofter poof knob-jockeybuftyarse-bandit.

You wannae what? F*ck off you crispy motherf*cker!!!!

Something ugly, dumb, or gross.

Virginia's mom be crispy.