A fork of Rural Dictionary
A delicious sandwich consisting of an unexpected combination of pimento cheese, monteray jack, banana peppers, chorizo, fried egg and sriracha mayo on white bread served by Calgary Food Truck "Cheezy Bizness"
Person A: Look at Lindsay Lohan deep throat that grilled cheese sandwich Person B: That's a Hot Mess enjoying a Hot Mess.
Something distasteful or unnatractive in nature; unpleasant or offensive.
"That multi-colored weave she's rockin' is a hot mess." "Did you see his fake Rolex watch? Hot mess."
Someone or something that is extremely disorganized and/or in need of much improvement
Damn, did you see shorty at the club? She was a hot mess!
Used to refer to extremely hot or ugly girls (it should be blatantly obvious whether the hot mess is used in a positive or negative connotation).
The girl walking by in the pink skirt was definitely a hot mess, I would love to Eiffel Tower her in my bedroom.
at hot mess is when something just aint' right or off da chain
Oh she looks a Hot mess tryin' to wear dem Low rise jeans wit her ass and gut hangin out
Term of endearment to imply someone is hot while “me” is repeating the words “say something” silently to themselves, in hopes that the mythical words will suddenly come to mind that will grant “me” a chance with them.
Oh hey do you know the direction to the office I’m here for an interview. *blank stare* Are you ok? *say something, say something* UwU hot mess
Contrary to the negative definitions. A Hot Mess is a person that can be a funny, whitted, not trend style dressed person. She/He can hold their humor even when in the worst/most awkward of circumstances just to make others laugh. Meaning: They are just "somthin' else!" Crazy, whacky, odd, funn, out going, they could care less about what they look like to other people. The General Shit talkers attitude or no shit takers. Could be an atractive person, but to a Hot mess, who cares because they just don't care about impressions and looks ans long as it's a funny one.
(IM Conversation) Punkin: Girl what you doing? Get Off here-lol! Kel: Hows about I come over their and get on you! Punkin: ROTFLMAO Girl You a Hot Mess! Kel: I know. Hows work? Punkin: Still stuck here. Kel: 3 more mis and your work day is over. have a good night! Punkin: You too girl. Or bro: Damn girl you lookin fine, why don't you hop in my ride and we'll go put some cavssia on ice. Me: Bro you are out yo mind. I know what you diggin' your sliz nizzle in my tacizzle hommie. No can do! I've gotta man that keeps me satisfied 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week. I don't need nona dat creepin around my what what or you starin at my butt nut. bro: lol Girl you a Hot mess. Me: I know bro.