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When you being nervous on what move to make with a girl and you end doing nothing

:God I don’t now what to do man should I ask her out? She might reject :Dude stop doing the Mordecai

A big simp

mordecai Is lonely and just wants some puss

A singer who is upcoming real name laquay.

Fan: Omg its Mordecai. Me:........

a boy i love sm and all he needs is to feel love. this boy got me blushing all i do is think abt him. i haven't been talked to him :|

friends"whatchu thinkin abt?" me"mordecai <333" friends"ugh im so annoyed of hearing abt him" ...i love him sm

the boy i love the most. but he's 4,474 miles away. my song for him:tell him by lauryn hill all this boy needs is love

me:"i love mordecai sm" my friends"stfu all you do is talk abt him" ...i can't get my mind off of him tho

A person who is perfect

“Oh linda? Have you seen how beautiful she is? shes definitely a mordecai”

Absolutely massive penis

Mordecai is amazing in bed