A fork of Rural Dictionary
any of numerous small rodents (as of the genus Mus) with pointed snout, rather small ears, elongated body, and slender tail.
guy 1: OMG, that little rodent just ate my cheese!
guy 2: It's okay! It's stefan!
the worst fucking gay wad you will ever meet on the face of this damn planet. He looks gay due to his gay hairstyle. he usally looks like justin bieber but gay. and sometimes he will be tan. he gives you the finger, right in the middle of class. and then he tells you he hates you. he talks more than the average girl. and he has noooo talents. he is also referred to as a girl
but, some stefans that arnt gay are rare. if you meet one.
charish it.
guy one:hey who the FUCK IS THAT KID?
guy two: oh thats that gay kid.
girl:oh his name is stefan that must be why
Stefan is code for queer being. The biggest fucking skeeve on the planet. Stefans are total momma's boys and tend to cry after they have sex. Stefan's are total tools and often lack length on their own tool. Stefan's have weird hair, are fat, and have ugly faces. Stefan is short for Stefanie, enough said!
Boy: My girls having a boy!!! What should we name him?
Boy: IDK man just don't name him STEFAN!!! Stefan's are tools.
a boy who derps a lot (see derp)
thinks he gots swag
doesnt where underwear
can't count to ten
why is he alive?
well a big dick nonetheless
"Yeoooo I have no friends, my name is obviously Stefan"